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     Hello, hello. Why am I here? First and foremost, I endearingly stumbled into this, "blog", if you will, in the midst of sock-searching, deliberately book worming, and homework attempting at a fine time of precisely 1 A.M.

     Without further ado, perhaps you'll throw your feet up, sip your spot of some corny herbal tea on the rocks, and procrastinate while you follow along. Or, perhaps, no one even does that anymore. Or ever.

     Alright, enough babbling nonsense. My swirling 'mind' of quirky unusual phrases are yet to come. And, well, you should stick around for it. Just sayin'.

P.S. I'm completely normal.